The FBI agent on the synagogue case has a questionable record.
In East St. Louis, they party all night, which is both the problem and the solution. Forced electroshock therapy didn’t go out with One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. You, I and the tipsy woman with the low-cut top, high-rise bottom and oscillating morals know the truth: Most golf tournaments are about birdies. This one is all about chicks. “None,” says 30-year-old Uptown resident Kyleigh Cope when I asked her at The Pavilion last Friday afternoon how much golf she would watch at The Nelson. “Golf No, this is a big party. I buy tickets every year, but not for golf. It’s just a fun place to be. Look around!” Oh my God, did you give him your number
Gently elbowed by a female friend giving her that raised-eyebrow, pursed-lip look of “Shut up and come here, stat,” Cheryl adds a fleeting punctuator.