MOST VENOMOUS REVIEW OF LAR VON TRIER’S ANTICHRIST There were plenty of critics who were angry and unimpressed by this hyper-violent horror flick.
Critic Todd McCarthy for the bronze: “Lars von Trier cuts a big, fat art-film fart with Antichrist.” Wendy Ide for the silver: “Lars von Trier, we get it. You really, really don’t like women.” And Roger Ebert takes the gold: “Von Trier’s film goes beyond malevolence into the monstrous. Never before have a man and woman inflicted more pain upon each other in a movie.” MOST EMBARRASSING DISPLAY OF CELEBRITY WORSHIP The Today show’s Ann Curry made fluff interview veteran Brad Pitt squirm with questions such as this: “A lot of women watching this right now are really envious of me, because I get to stand here and talk to you!What do you say to those women” Pitt’s response: “Really, really, really, thank you, and really, let’s move on.” Curry later Tweeted: “I can’t believe I touched Brad Pitt’s face.” MOST REFRESHED MOST MEANINGLESS YET APROPOS CANNES TWEETS “I love the French. They taste like chicken.” Runner-up: “Got a very blurry pic with paris in the toilets loooool.” Speaking of Paris, the Hilton heiress became embroiled in an animal rights dispute after she attended the VIP Room nightclub at Cannes, which had set up a menagerie outside its guarded gates. The club told Agence France-Presse that “the animals were well-looked after and not bothered by loud music.”
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